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Random Blaytz/Nalquodi Headcanons

~ DreamWorks never officially specified what Blaytz' sexuality is, so I headcanon that he's actually pansexual

~ Nalquod has patches of land on its surface, but the Nalquodi people are semi aquatic

~ The Palace on Nalquod is right near a beach so that it's close to the ocean, but on land in case they have off world visitors

~ Every household has a room that holds a deep pool so that they can be underwater when they need to be

~ A majority of Nalquodi live on land in cities or in the less developed land masses, but there are some who live in underwater houses as well

~ Nalquodi mostly eat seafood, but they also eat/grow fruits and vegetables

~ There was various kinds of tropical looking fish swimming in the oceans of Nalquod

~ There are also mammals living on land, some of which are kept as pets

~ Nalquodi aren't as genetically compatible as the Galra, but they can reproduce with a select few other indigenous species

~ The Nalquodi people technically have gender, but it's a little different than what Humans define as gender

~ Regardless of their gender, all Nalquodi are hermaphrodites, meaning that they have both types of genitals

~ Male Nalquodi don't have breasts like females do, but their pecs/nipples do get noticeably larger during late pregnancy/after giving birth

~ Nalquodi don't have periods; instead, their bodies reabsorb the unused uterine lining

~ The process takes about three days and include mild cramping

~ Blaytz has always felt out of place because he's attracted to other species and has hobbies/interests that most Nalquodi normally wouldn't be interested in

~ However, the Paladins and the Blue Lion accepted him for who he is

~ Blaytz' parents loved him, but they weren't very understanding of his interests while he was growing up

~ Blaytz was roughly twenty six years old when he was tragically killed by Honerva/Haggar

~ After they passed away from an illness, he was crowned King of Nalquod

~ At first, Blaytz didn't want to be a King, but he slowly got used to it after a few years

~ He flirts with anyone that he thinks is cute, no matter what species they are

~ Blaytz and the Galra servant are Kolivan's great grandparents, but no one actually knows it

~ Blaytz is a Leo, but since time works differently on Nalquod than it does on Earth, Earth months don't exist

~ During one particular Paladin bonding exercise that included everyone being in a dark room, Blaytz accidentally ran into Zarkon, causing them to fall down

~ After they fell to the floor, Blaytz' lips landed on Zarkon's

~ They were both very, very thankful that no one saw what happened; neither of them ever spoke about it ever again

~ Blaytz' favorite colors are turquoise, aquamarine and white

~ Out of all the original Paladins, Blaytz has the biggest sweet tooth

~ He's also fairly good at baking, but he's not so good at cooking

~ He can play an instrument that resembles a tin whistle really well

~ Blaytz treats everyone with respect and is easily the Paladin who's the easiest to get along with

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my headcanons for the sexualities and genders of the voltron paladins + coran

Allura: Bi. Cis, she/her.

Coran: Pan. Cis, he/him.

Hunk: Panromantic greysexual. Cis, he/him.

Keith: Gay. Cis, he/him.

Lance: Disaster bi. Trans boy, he/him.

Pidge: So... for this one, I have several headcanons on their sexuality, and it changes which one I believe the most, so I'll put my current ones, but I also agree with a lot of the others. Aro/ace. Genderfluid, he/they/she (it changes).

Shiro: He refuses to tell anyone, so no one knows anything further than he at least likes boys. Cis, he/him.

These are just headcanons, just to be clear!!!

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Hcs for the paladins carrying their future s/o and freaking out because "OMG they're so cute and small and they're in my arms!!" sort of thing. Thanks <3

Me, both tall and large: mhm yep I've thought about this way more than I like to admit

Thank you so much for your submission! Just as a heads up, when thinking about the asks specifics, I decided to frame it as "future s/o as in they have a crush on them and haven't asked them out yet."

Shiro

Let's be real, even before the mission to Pluto when he was still at the Garrison, this man probably had people ask to pick them up all👏the👏time!👏 And I can't blame them! Not only can you see the muscles, but Shiro knows he has muscles, but prefers to use them for evil like picking up and wrestling his smaller friends mostly Matt

Here's the thing though: this man doesn't like to show off and under no circumstances wants people to think that he's better than them, so he tries to avoid picking people up as much as possible

This is mostly the casual possibilities of being picked up by space dad, however in the heat of a battle, if you're injured you will be scooped

Which was the case this time!! Why did you have to get caught in the attacks crossfire?!?! Shiro doesn't even register the situation until he's escaping the invasion with you......in his arms.....as he's holding you and trying to steer the black lion at the same time...

Luckily the situation isn't severe, a shot to the leg never killed anybody, so while you're oN HIS LAP SHARING THE PILOTS SEAT, you're cracking jokes about him being in your knight in shining armor, completely oblivious to the fact that this man is FLUSTERED

He can't stop thinking about the situation!!! Thank the stars for auto pilot because the leader of voltron would not be able to steer and think about how perfectly you fit in his arms and how convenient two people can kinda fit on this seat at the same time

Once back in the castle, he refuses to set you down, totally taking advantage of the situation and just wanting to hold you just a biiiiiit longer, only setting you down in a cryochamber so you can, oh I don't know, start the healing process on the wound on your leg

Expect this man to want to pick you up all the time now, even if it is to show off a little. In all fairness, muscles take a lot of work and we wouldn't want it to go to waste now would we? ;)

Keith

Messy inserts another personal head canon: Keith has just a bit of enhanced strength due to being half galra

Just a bit though! 75% of his strength and muscle is due to intense training and working out and luckily for him he has a great practice buddy

Sparring is already pretty handsy so Keith's already gotten over his fluster about that, but of course you just had to twist your ankle. Nothing serious, just a sprain, but he still feels so bad and wants to help out as much as he can

You teased him and told him he's now legally responsible to carry you around all the time and oh god Keith you were kidding you were kIDDING-

I mean, he had to carry you to get help anyways, he just didn't realize how much he actually liked doing it. I don't know it just makes him feel important and likes knowing you're safe in his arms and gosh you just fit so perfectly there dontchu?

Finds every little excuse to carry you because why on earth- or rather, why in space- would you ever need to use crutches when you have the red paladin right there? You need to go to the kitchen and grab some food? Keith. You want to hang out in the common area? Keith. You need to adjust the way your sitting because you're getting a little sore? Keith. You need to sit up and drink some water on your bedside table? Don't worry, for the answer to your problems is Keith

He's too nervous to ask for your physical contact in other ways!! He likes holding you so so much! Be patient with this poor man

And lets be honest it's not like you didn't catch on or anything it just doesn't help that you're also too nervous to say something and kind like having him close so I can't blame you for sticking too it but once your ankle is healed you better get the tension resolved otherwise he'll just sprain his own ankle so that you have to be the one to hold him close

Lance

I mean this in the kindest way possible but season one Lance? Skinny and scrawny. Hunk saw this poor kid in the cafeteria and his grandma instincts kicked in to put some meat on his bones and that's how they became friends

Time is kind to our boy though because turns out with enough green alien slop and life-threatening situations you too can gain some muscle

Lance loves it. Wants to show it off every chance he gets, especially when it comes to you. He's a little old fashioned in the way that he wants to be your knight in shinning armor and sweep you off your feet so he took it a biiiit too literally

"Gasp! A puddle is on the floor! Fear not, your majesty, for I, Knight Lance, is here to make sure that your precious body is not soiled by the tainted water!"

The first time he does it it's just meant to be a one off joke, but when he looked over and saw your smiling face and the way your laugh rang out bright and true and how close you were to him he just couldn't stop there it would quite frankly be very illegal

Does it all the time and holds you longer than necessary but if you truly hated it he knows you wouldn't still laugh the same or try and hide any rosiness in your cheeks or he wouldn't notice the way you cling just a little bit harder when he goes to set you down

It's silly and ridiculous, even Lance knows it, but there's something about it that makes his heart flutter juuuuuuust a little bit

Hunk

Have you seen this man? You know how big he is he totally uses it to his advantage and will just pick you up like a kitten when he needs to

Especially if you're really feisty and escalate to fights pretty easy Hunk's learned to best way to de-escalate is to just scoop and throw you over his shoulder

"PUT ME DOWN, HUNK! CULTURAL ALIEN DIFFERENCE MY ASS I WON'T LET HIM SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT-!"

This man is such a sap though because he thinks it's sooooo cute. I am, alas, not at all tech savvy but please feel free to insert the gif from Mulan of Chein Po holding Yao and rocking him back and forth until he calms down

Make no mistake though he still finds ways to pick you up when you're in a neutral state whether that be moving you from a certain spot or holding you at arms length and kinda wiggle you around like a rag doll

A classic trick he's learned is that when the two of you hang out, if the stars align just right where you've both stayed up late, when you get sleepy, you make him carry you to your room and "oh woe is me" Hunk takes on the treacherous task of carrying you and then tucking you into bed

Hunk is a very tactile person!! He likes to hold you and finds every excuse to do it! and it's not like you're stopping him any time soon you enabler but yes he knows his size and strength and the roles he can play into and if forcefully picking you up and holding you instead of just asking for a hug is what it takes then he will do it

Pidge

Unfortunately, the universe was cruel when they decided her height (her words not mine) so she can't pick you up and carry you bridal style all the time like she wants, but she has her ways

Her favorite way is to either lift you up when the two of you hug or do a sneak attack every once in a while from behind to spook ya

Every time you yelp and always demand that she "put you down and return your feet to the safety that is the solid ground and to never do that again"

squeek and squabble all you want but Pidge thinks its adorable. You always laugh so loud and your smile is always so wide plus she usually manages to get the best angles to do so which turns out is all of them

She usually let go for another minute or so, content to really just hold you and be close to you for as long as possible

If she's feeling real clingy she will just cling like a koala bear and you'll end up having to be the one to carry her which is completely unfair but of the things you do for love even when it's not spoken yet

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Lance's default expression is literally a smile.

He smiles when he's nervous, quirks a small smile when he's grossed out, and full on grins when he's pissed.

And gets really sarcastic and passive aggressive.

Keith, getting on Lance's last nerve (very intentionally ( bc Lance is hot as hell when he's mad, sue Keith): oh yeah? Sure about that, sharpshooter?

Lance, already grinned like a fucking maniac, about to destroy this whole man's career:

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keith is good at ANYTHING he picks up and lance pretends he hates it but will gush about how talented keith is to anyone that will listen

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A silly little headcanon inspired by the Miyazaki hair fluff where Altean hair reflects mood, going limp during periods of more negative-leaning emotions and puffing up with more positive ones (the exception being sudden surprise, which is a bit of a wildcard)

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It's not even subtext anymore.

No, this text is in fucking bold, italic-ed, and underlined, not to mention inked in damn heart-blood red.

(feel free to reblog with examples!)

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litteraly kings of being aro

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just thinking about lance introducing keith to some of his favorite beauty activities 💅

first of all, lance is of course really proud of himself that he could convince keith so easily

("no" "but, keith, it will be so much fun" "i really doubt it" "please, babe, just for a little while" "lance" "please, for me" "…ugh, fine, you know i can never actually say no to you" "thank you, babe! i love you" "yeah, yeah, alright...i love you, too")

they would put some relaxing masks on their faces while of course also putting some cucumbers on their eyes (keith is a bit confused about that at first, but, he literally trusts lance with his life, so, he just lets it happen)

after that, they of course also do their nails. lance tries to convince keith on painting his nails black. he would've of course accepted a no, but, to his surprise, keith agrees, saying that this isn't the first time he'd painted his nails black (lance thinks that's pretty badass, even though it's literally just nail polish they are talking about).

lance is mostly the one that talks during all these activities, telling keith more stories about his family. but, since he got to know lance better (and eventually started dating him as well), keith also starts to open up a bit more, letting his walls down for once, telling lance about things that not even shiro and adam know about.

finally, even though he heavily resisted at first, keith let's lance work his magic on his hair. lance tries out different haircuts, trying to tie his boyfriends hair up in every way possible. both boys are actually pretty satisfied with the end result (lance thinks his boyfriend looks absolutely handsome with a ponytail, even though he absolutely loves keiths hair in its normal state)

overall, it had been a lot of fun (even though keith hates to admit that), and seeing his boyfriend so happy made keith happy. he's glad that, even though they are still fighting the war, he can still spend so much time with lance (and of course the rest of the paladins/his family)

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Any Keith-spending-a-year-alone-in-the -desert-following-cat-energy head canons?

of course...

- he ate either pizza rolls, frozen foods, or ramen for every meal until his microwave broke down. he couldn't get it fixed so he just crunched on dry spaghetti for like 2 months. shiro doesn't know how he's alive.

- one of the only things he missed about the garrison was the cute boys *cough cough, a certain cute boy with ocean blue eyes and pretty freckles* (not that Keith noticed him, obviously)

- only leaves the desert around his shack like once a month to go to walmart. once he made eye contact with a 5 year old and didn't look away for 46 minutes because "he wasn't gonna be beaten by a little kid." years later, he tells shiro this and doesn't know why he's shaking his head and laughing.

- the same day at walmart he saw this cute little dog and lied down on the sidewalk for another 46 minutes just to look at it. Keith likes dogs better than humans.

- he ate an entire can of Cheez Whiz for lunch once. okay, several times.

- he accidentally threatened a desert lizard while looking for cat-energy. it was so scared it's tail fell off, and Keith felt so bad he spent the rest of the week hunting it down to awkwardly apologize.

- he has pictures of mothman on his conspiracy board (HE DOES THIS IS CANON). while he was hunting for cat-energy he's hoping he runs into mothman.

- checked for any news of shiro on radio stations, his small portable tv, and newspapers. drew mustaches on commander iverson's face in every article with his picture.

- at night, he sat outside his shack and talked to Shiro, imagining he could hear him wherever he was in space.

somehow i sprinkled some klance in there

okay i didn't add much about the cat-energy, sorry but KEITH

i hope you like these, and thanks for asking

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lance is the type of person who asks what your favorite candy is and casually brings it to you when you don't feel well

he just has a stash in his backpack (high school au??) and whenever you need it he just gives you your favorite candy

keith literally almost fucking cries one time bc he's an annoying dumbass but lance is a fucking angel from heaven and nobody deserves him and yet he's here

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Klance in corsets :))))))

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good concept: Keith doesn't know Spanish so Lance is able to say super gushy compliments to him in Spanish whenever he's around. And Keith has no idea what Lance is saying and at best just thinks Lance is insulting him, which leads to some funny situations where eventually Lance reveals the truth.

galaxy brain concept: Having grown up in Texas, Keith understands Spanish (maybe not with complete fluency but can easily hold a conversation if need be). Lance, none the wiser, still compliments Keith in Spanish, saying embarrassing stuff like "Tus ojos son bonitos" and "Eres muy guapo." He'll also use nicknames like hermoso and cariño.

For fun, sometimes Keith will even ask, "What did you just say?"

In which Lance, with reddening cheeks, will snark back, "I said you're a mullet-headed moron."

And Keith will smirk at the lie, which weirds Lance out to no end.

Flash-forward a few years, they're dating and, now finally able to return to Earth, Lance introduces Keith to his family. And his abuela, who only speaks Spanish, begins to talk to Keith.

Lance starts to jump in, saying something along the lines of, "Abuelita, Keith no habla Español" only for Keith to interrupt him by answering his abuela in somewhat perfect Spanish. Lance is flabbergasted, to say the least.

Later, when they're alone for the first time that day in Lance's childhood bedroom, Lance waves an accusing finger at Keith, getting all up in his personal space. "How long have you known Spanish?"

Keith, feeling a little smug, replies with, "Lance, I grew up in Texas. Spanish is practically a third language for me, right behind English and Japanese."

Mouth agape, Lance stutters, "That means... all those times--you--"

"Yeah, guapo, I knew."

Lance sucks in a deep breath, hands covering his face in embarrassment. "I'm going to have to kill you now to preserve my dignity."

And thus, Lance chases him around the bedroom, yelling and tackling Keith, and they tumble onto the bed laughing too much to function.

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Keith and Lance's favourite show to watch together is keeping up with the Kardashians.

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Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!

Pidge: ...

Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass

Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?

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Hunk: Lance, we have something very important to tell you

Allura: It may come as a bit of a shock, but you need to know.

Hunk: You're in love with Pidge

Lance: WHAT

Keith: On the bright side she seems to love you too for whatever reason

Lance: WHAT

(This most definitely happened)

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pidge and shiro consider each other rivals in mario kart. the reason i have this headcanon is that the rivalty between 25 years old dude and some 15 years old would be really funny

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the paladins visiting cuba 🇨🇺🔆

the paladins got back to earth safely after winning the war

after having plenty of reunions and celebrations, lance invites his second family to Cuba

when they all arrive, they first have dinner with the mcclains

lance couldn't be happier - his two families getting along so well and all of them being safe and sound is the best thing he could ever ask for

after a while, they all decide to visit the beach

lance is thrilled to show the other paladins one of his favorite places of all time

it's a hot summer day, and everyone spends their time at the beach differently

shiro and adam mostly lay on the beach together, enjoy the warmth on their skin; after the war, they decided to enjoy every second they could be together; they talk, read books, hold hands, and make sure that the others don't get into any trouble

allura and romelle love collecting seashells. they spend their time making some seashell necklaces for themselves and the rest of the team; at some point, allura finds one of the most beautiful flowers she'd ever seen; she picks it up just to tuck it behind her girlfriends ear along with some strains, admiring the beauty that is right in front of her

hunk and shay love making the food for the others; they even brought their own grill, and planned on making marshmallows at a campfire later when it's already darker; hunk also shows shay how to built sandcastles; they both haven't had that much fun in a while, and enjoy every second of it

pidge brought their brother matt with them; they want to make up for the time they've lost while being in space; they do everything they've enjoyed doing in Italy when they were even younger; pidge also enjoys taking pictures of their friends (of course while respecting their privacy, and only doing so when specifically asked)

keith and lance have quite the special day together; lance wants to make sure of keith finally being able to have the family experience he deserves; he enjoys watching keith and shiro bickering, talking about the old times, and being the lovable brothers they are; lance actually has something planned for keith; at night, when most people are already half asleep, or just overall enjoying the campfire, lance drags keith away from the group; he takes keith to a little cave that has been part of the beach since forever, but isn't really well known; they splash around in the water that is inside of the cave, almost as if they were kids again; lance sees the bright smile on keiths face, and it's the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen in his entire life; that is the moment when lance finally has the courage to confess the feelings that had been on his mind for so many years now; they share their first kiss, and it's the most amazing feeling either of them had felt yet

after lance and keith get back to the group, while holding hands, they all congratulate them, and spend some more time together; lance even starts playing the guitars, singing an old spanish song (keith is totally not panicking a little because of that)

overall, the trip to cuba was quite the magical experience, and something everyone enjoyed

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Let's just pretend that the rest of season 7 consisted of team Voltron in a buddy road trip scenario, got any hcs?

lmao i was confused because i didn't know what a "buddy roadtrip" was but i'm just gonna assume it's a continued lion roadtrip through space. if that's not what you meant sorry, just tell me. my brain is filled with cotton.

but onto the hcs

- ok so lance definetely sings over the comms. anything from disney songs that remind him of his little siblings, to ariana grande's 7 rings. (i don't listen to her so the first song of hers that came in mind was this). he gets mixed reactions. after a little encouraging, hunk joins in, and belts out an amazing How Far I'll Go (because he loves moana).

pidge and keith are not amused. pidge refuses to sing along until lance announces he wants to serenade them a special song. he starts humming under his breath, "we're no strangers to looove," and then lance and pidge are rick rolling everybody. pidge wishes matt was here because together, the three would be the ultimate Meme Team.

keith laughs with them but refuses to sing. coran and allura are downright confused, because "who is rick and why is he getting rolled?" and shiro just shakes his head and smiles at his space children.

- the whole kosmo teleporting thing? yeah, that seemed like a good idea, but n o. keith cannot count how many times he went to sleep curled up with his space wolf and woke up in another lion. one time, he managed to scare pidge enough that she screamed like a five year old. hunk swears the sound waves reached a planet ten thousand light years away, but pidge denies everything.

one time, keith woke up with his head on lance's chest. cue the screaming. cue the apologies. cue kosmo refusing to teleport keith back to black. cue them falling asleep together and getting humiliated by the other paladins.

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team voltron returns to earth and after being repeatedly exposed to the sun again keith notices that lance's freckles start appearing and he has a mini crisis about it

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